Thursday, December 8, 2011

White Chili Recipe- "White Lightning" wins the 2011 Chili Cookoff!


2011 Champion- White Lightning
 Each year The Girlfriend and her friends have a Chili Cook Off.  This year I was lucky enough to be invited to enter a chili.  And guess what?  That's right!  The Polymouth's very own "White Lightning" won the 2011 Chili Cook Off!!!  Woo-hoo!  And along with it there is a killer trophy, which now will, as is customary, receive an addition of some sort before being put on the line again next fall.  There were 11 entries in all, and some very creative competition.  We had meaty chilies con carne, luscious vegetarian chilies, firery super spicy chilies, other wonderful white chilies, and another top contender was the delicious and exotic pumpkin chili. 

I've never really entered a cooking competition, even one as relaxed and friendly as this, so there were some butterflies and excitement that came along with entering.  Our entry was quite tasty, but it certainly wasn't easy.  Not that it was difficult, it just had several steps, and took most of the day to make.  As usual I had a general recipe in mind, but I was cooking "Iron-Style" and kept tweaking and adding ingredients up till the final moments before we left for the party.  There is no way to know exactly what the final recipe ended up being, but I will do my best to explain the process and steps that went into this tasty dish.
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Sunday, October 2, 2011

Arrested Development Returning for a 4th Season

In case you have fallen in a "Sudden Valley", or are forced to live in an attic since your escape from prison and the Polymouth is your only source for current events, do we have good news for you!  Arrested Development, AKA the funniest sit-com of all time, is returning for a truncated 4th season to set up the long awaited feature film.  They are expecting a 10 episode mini-season catching fans up on "The Lost Years" since the premature cancelation of the cult classic.  This is all hearsay and rumor, but here are some links to some sites that seem pretty certain, including some tweets from the cast confirming reports.

http://bluthfamilyreunion.com/41/arrested-development-to-return-for-4th-season/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/arrested-development-will-return-with-new-episodes-and-the-movie/2011/10/02/gIQAMszQGL_blog.html

http://news.yahoo.com/arrested-development-announces-4th-season-movie-230333253.html



We're gonna get "Hop-Ons"...


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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Uncle E's Hip-Hop Anthology: Vol. 7- Pass Tha Mic

Ok, so this might be a little confusing because I haven't posted any of Uncle E's Hip-Hop Anthology previously, and this is Volume 7.  But think of it like how Star Wars started with Volume 4 (Episode IV: A New Hope).  This particular mix is just fun to talk about, so we're starting here.

A few years back I started putting together mixes for my nephew that included some of my favorite tunes from Hip-Hop's "Golden Age" (generally considered the early-to-mid 90's, after "Old School" but before every record label had to have a Hip-Hop act and sort of ruined the spirit of the genre).  This became a larger task than I initially thought.  It grew from a couple mixes into a multi-disc anthology.  There are some well known classics, but there are a bunch of hidden gems that are hard to even find anymore.  With that said, here is the first installment of Uncle E's Hip-Hop Anthology:

Volume 7: Pass Tha Mic
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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Fantasy Football Cheat Sheet 3.0 (Top 250 Update)

Most drafts will be over the next week or so.  Here is the Top 250 players taking into account Fantasy Value, Average Draft Position, Strength of Schedule, and Free Agency Aquisitions.  Best of luck this year...
  1. Adrian Peterson- RB, MIN
  2. Arian Foster- RB, HOU
  3. Chris Johnson- RB, TEN
  4. Ray Rice- RB, BAL
  5. Jamaal Charles- RB, KC
  6. LeSean McCoy- RB, PHI
  7. Andre Johnson- WR, HOU
  8. Maurice Jones-Drew- RB, JAX
  9. Roddy White- WR, ATL
  10. Darren McFadden- RB, OAK
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Sunday, August 21, 2011

127 Hors (D'oeuvres)- (Dish Made for 127 Hours for the 2011 Oscar Party)

127 Hors D'oeuvres
As I was trying to come up with a dish for 127 Hours (you know, the movie about that real guy Aron Ralston who was trapped by a rock and ended up cutting his own arm off to escape to rescue) I felt like I might need to gnaw MY arm off.  For some reason every year there are a couple movies that just don't lend themselves to making dishes about them.  Granola or Power Bars crossed my mind.  There was talk of chicken wings...  but that seemed a bit morbid.  What ended up winning out was a play on the visual look of the name itself: 127 Hours.  Just drop the "u" and you get 127 Hors.  Add some fancy French stuff and you get 127 Hors (D'oeurves).

127 Hours mural in the 100 Mile Hallway

This one is actually more about the total items than any specific recipe.  It is made up of 5 different little appetizers.  3 of them in a 25 count and 2 of them in a 26 count.  25+25+25+26+26= 127.  You can really make any hors d'oeuvres you would like, but here are the five that were served at the 2011 Oscar Party: Fried Olives, Pita Chips with Hummus (topped with a slice of Kalamata Olive), Bread Rounds with Rondele (topped with Pimento and Chives), Caprese Bites with Baby Heirloom Tomatoes, Basil, and Fresh Mozzarella, and Prosciutto Wrapped Asparagus.

Most of these are pretty basic, 2 of them are a cracker/spread type snacks, and 2 of them are small skewer types on toothpicks.  But, the Fried Olives are a dish I had never made, and in fact had never even tried.  But I saw this demonstration and wanted to try the recipe.  I skipped the cheese, and used Panko bread crumbs instead (if you are not yet aware of Panko bread crumbs, do yourself a favor and give them a shot, your taste buds will thank you),  but I basically stuck to the technique.

It actually came together nicely, and they were some of the most popular bites of the night.  It was unfortunate that as soon as one person tried any of the dishes it threw the number off and the whole effect was lost.  But just getting something pulled together had me feeling like James Franco's character must have felt like once he saw that med-evac helicopter landing.
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Saturday, August 13, 2011

The End of an Era (Many of TVs Best Shows are Nearing Their Finale)

***SPOILER ALERT*** (see bottom of page)

There are few things filled with more disappointment and anticipation than when a popular TV show decides to call it quits.  After all, fans nearly regard the characters of their favorite shows as friends and family.  Successful shows often run for the better part of a decade, and they become ingrained in our lives and daily routines.  Finales in particular are able to gather crowds, the M*A*S*H finale is still the most watched broadcast in American history (of course M*A*S*H wasn't only well done and incredibly popular, but it had the advantage of limited competition because few homes had cable at that point, and the big 3 networks still ruled the day).  Everyone wants to know "how it ends", whatever "it" might be.  Finales can create quite a buzz, Seinfeld, The Sopranos, and Lost all made big news and water cooler chatter when they came to their end.  There is usually a big finally every few years or so, and there is a built up to the main event.  But this year there is an inordinate number of fan favorites and critically acclaimed programs that are winding down.

For some reason 2011 will be the end point for 4 shows that in one way or another have shaped television and pop culture over their run.  This summer is the last season for The Closer, Weeds, Rescue Me, and Entourage.  DVRs across America are going to have plenty of free space with these massively popular shows leaving a huge vacuum behind.

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Thursday, August 11, 2011

What's in a name? (who to pick, and who not to pick in your 2011 Fantasy Football Draft)

We've all done it.  At a cocktail party, or in class sometime, or just bumping in to someone at the mall or on the street.  You search back through your entire memory and you simply can not remember the other persons name.  It is one of those moments that has the unique ability to make you feel stupid, thoughtless, and rude all at the same time.  It's a bummer man.

When it comes to your fantasy football draft* this simple mistake can not only be embarrassing, but it can spell disaster for your team before kick off of the first game.  There is no worse feeling than realizing that your latest pick not only retired 3 years ago, but the guy you thought you were picking was selected 3rd overall and you never really had a shot at him in the first place.  Basically, you need to know who is on your players list, and the differences between players.

But they don't make it easy.  There are 5 guys named Ryan in the Top 250, and 4 of them are running backs.  Who ever thought there would be deux hommes named Pierre in the NFL?  Why are there more players named Jacoby than the more traditional Jacob?  Is it any wonder that over two decades after everyone wanted to "Be Like Mike" there are 3 dudes named Jordan on the list?  And let's not forget there are 2 guys named Steve Smith, and another 2 named Mike Williams, and all 4 of them are wide receivers.

So, here are a few things to keep in mind to hopefully differentiate between certain players you do or do not want on your team:
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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Fantasy Football Draft Cheat Sheet 2.0 (Top 250 updated 8/9/11)

Well, we now have the lockout officially behind us.  And we are now hours not days away from actual live action football (if you consider pre-season actual football).  We now know where most free agents are going to be playing.  And for a few unfortunate injured players (10 blown achilles so far), we know who will not be playing this season.  There is still a long way till the season starts and injuries, free agency, and depth charts are all going to change...  but here is the latest Draft Cheat Sheet as of 8/9/11:

  1. Arian Foster, HOU- RB
  2. Ray Rice, BAL- RB
  3. Chris Johnson, TEN- RB
  4. Adrian Peterson, MIN- RB
  5. Jamaal Charles, KC-RB
  6. LeSean McCoy, PHI- RB
  7. Andre Johnson, HOU- WR
  8. Maurice Jones-Drew, JAX-RB
  9. Rashard Mendenhall, PIT-RB
  10. Aaron Rodgers, GB- QB
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Saturday, August 6, 2011

Oscar Party 2011 (Menu and Recipes for the Academy Awards)


Mural of the 10 Best Picture Nominees
The last few years I have thrown an Oscar Party.  Who knew that if you got tasty food, cocktails, and (ahem) some friendly wagering all in one place you could get even the most hardened anti-award-show types to have a great time?  I will eventually go back and post recipes and some pics from previous parties, but lets begin with the most recent.

The main components to the shin-dig are threefold: A dish for each of the movies nominated for Best Picture, fun decorations including the free hand Mural in the 100 Mile Hallway, and the Oscar ballot game where everyone guesses who wins for prizes at the end of the night.  Throw in some top flight movies, some over priced fashion, and some mediocre comedy and you gotta party baby!  Let's roll out the red carpet and take a look at the nominees...

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Blackberry Flan (known as "Black Flan" for the 2011 Oscar Party)

I have a love-hate relationship with flan.  It never sounds good.  It is not something I would order after dinner.  And there is something about it that just looks... odd.  But every time I do venture out and give it a shot I'm always surprised just how tasty it is.  I mean off-the-charts-good.  I sit there with a look of confusion as to why I don't eat flan every day.  I should have by this point of my life realized that, despite all of my thoughts to the contrary, I like flan.

I think many other people have a similar reaction.  Hesitation at first, followed by bewilderment, and finished with cravings for more.  The problem is getting people to try the first bite.  Which can by quite an obstacle.  This is why serving flan at a party is a bold move, especially if you are straying from the deliciously traditional caramel custard. 

Black Swan section from the 100 Mile Hallway Mural
But when this years Oscar nominees were announced, I had a sinking feeling once I realized I had to do it: I had to make "Black Flan".  Not only was I going to try making a dish I wasn't sure I even liked, I was going to be making a dish I had never made before, and with a twist that could ruin the whole thing...  Gulp.  But that feeling seemed to fit right in line with the scary, uneasy, psychedelic nature of Natalie Portman's Oscar winning portrayal in Black Swan.  And much like the dancer in Black Swan, the dish had to straddle both traditional beauty and technique, with avant-garde danger and risk.  Ok, that's a bit dramatic, adding blackberries to custard ain't exactly a Warhol painting, but just go with the metaphor here will ya?

So after some practice and trying out a couple different recipes it came down to 3 basic steps:
  1. Making Blackberry Simple Syrup
  2. Making the Flan Custard
  3. Baking and Serving
Really that's it.  There are a few steps in between, and a couple little tweaks for fun, but that is just about it.  So let's get going...

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The Social Knockwurst (Dish made for The Social Network at the 2011 Oscar Party)

This dish was a fun play on words, but it also has a fun adventure in the making of the recipe too.  It's a real basic cracker snack appitizer, but there was a little searching around and a taste test involved.  All the dish entailed was Sociable crackers (get it, "Sociable" for the "Social" Network... oh you can't script stuff like that), some stone ground musturd, a german style sausage called Knockwurst (learn the difference between Knockwurst and Bratwurst here), topped with the first recipe ever put on The Polymouth: Caramelized Onions.

The Social Network section of the 100 Mile Hallway Mural
So Knockwurst doesn't exactly grow on trees.  You have to do a little digging.  You probably won't find it at your local super market, so this will give you a chance to try some of your local mom and pop butcher shops.  In our search for the best option we tried out 3 of Portlands favorite butcher shops: Otto's Sausage Kitchen, Edelweiss Sausage and Delicatessen, and Phil's Uptown Meat Market.  There was no traditional Knockwurst to be found, but we selected a close enough facsimile from each spot and got to the fun: Sausage Taste Test!!!  The winner ended up being Otto's Bockwurst.  It is a lovely, smooth, soft and flavorful sausage, and well worth the trip.

The dish itself is real easy: Stack a cracker with mustard, a thin slice of sausage, and top with caramelized onions.  I think a garnigh of flat-leaf parsley, lemon zest, or chives would be nice, but you don't need them.  Serve this at your next party and your "Freinds" will "Like" them so much they will be "Requesting" more...
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

TV on the Radio - A Method

Went to a great concert out at McMenamins Edgefield.  TV on the Radio was playing, and Menomena opened for them.  It was a beautiful day that faded into a perfectly calm night.  As the last vestiges of daylight dwindled in the distance, during the encore, TVOTR came back on to play this little gem.

"A Method" is an infectiously awkward tune driven by manual percussion (i.e. clapping) and flat monotone vocals.  It does grow to crescendo as little by little other instruments are added, but it never loses the focus it begins with so simply.

It is an elegant song, even if it is strange to the ear at first.  But after a few listens you will find yourself whistling the tune at the grocery story, or in the shower, or driving around town.  It is one of those songs that doesn't go away easy.  But you will be happy to know that the song you're humming to yourself in public is cooler than most earwigs that people are stuck with...  (check it out)
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Friday, July 22, 2011

Fantasy Football Cheat Sheet (1.1)

So, it looks like we ARE going to have football this year.  The lockout for all intents and purposes is over (keep your fingers crossed ).  If things go as planned camps and free agency will start next Wednesday (7/27).  So, everything will change once players start moving to different teams.  But, here is the latest 2011 Fantasy Football Cheat Sheet:
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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Willie Lyles vs. The Big Lebowski

For those college football fans out there I am sure by now you have heard the name Willie Lyles.  He has been all over ESPN and sports talk radio explaining his side of an NCAA investigation of improprieties by The University of Oregon  in the recruitment of some players (RB Lache Seastrunk in particular).  Real quick, here are the main points. 
  1. Willie Lyles knows and "mentors" many high school football players in Texas (RB Lache Seastrunk was one of these players)
  2. Willie Lyles also runs a recruitment service, where he provides footage and stats of players to college football programs for a fee
  3. Lache Seastrunk signed to play football at the University of Oregon
  4. The University of Oregon paid Willie Lyles $25,000
  5. The University of Oregon did not ask for any footage or stats for a year after the payment to Willie Lyles
  6. It is unclear if Lyles was paid for his recruitment service or if, in his roll as a mentor, he "steered" players to the University of Oregon for money
  7. Steering players to a specific school for pay, at best designates someone as an employee of the university which is highly regulated and requires transparency, and at worst designates them as a booster, and recruitment by boosters is a big no-no in the eyes of the NCAA
  8. There are no allegations that any student athlete was paid to go to the University of Oregon
  9. Willie Lyles denies that he steered any students to any school
  10. Lache Seastrunk "Redshirted" last year, meaning he practiced and was on the team but never played in a game, so he retains his 4 years of college eligibility
  11. The University of Oregon is cooperating with the NCAA investigation and has made no further statements on the subject, and the silence is deafening
Ok, those are "the facts" up to now.  NCAA investigations being as they are, this issue is going to be out there for a while and we might not see a resolution for months or years.  So in the mean time, why not have some fun with it...?

YouTube legend and friend of The Polymouth keeerrrttt has put together some clips of various news outlets discussing the situation.  And since all things must and do relate back to The Big Lebowski, he created a hilarious comparison of the two.  It is a little long, but well worth it (keep in mind The Big Lebowski has some rather coarse language, and might not be appropriate for the office or around children).  Take a look...  Willie Lyles vs. The Big Lebowski
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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Album Review: Live From Nowhere Near You: Volume 2

Few things inspire pride in the human condition more than when people lend not only their time to worthy causes but their talents as well.  The charity album is not a new idea, but few have the twist of musicians being on the album with many of the very people they are working to help.  This is the concept of Kevin Moyer's "Live From Nowhere Near You: Volume 2".  It is described on the cover as "A Benefit Concept CD: Collaborating Street Musicians + Professionals with the Profits Going to the Homeless and Street Youth Programs of Charity OUTSIDE IN".  A worthy cause indeed, and with 3 CDs, 64 songs, 80+ contributors, and over 3 and half hours of music, many hours and talents were lent in the making of this project.

The album has a jaw dropping line up including: The Strokes, Modest Mouse, The Dandy Warhols, Ryan Adams, Bright Eyes, The Helio Sequence, Wilco, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, and members of many other popular bands like Pearl Jam, The Shins, Menomena, and The Decemberists.  Much of it is brand new music, but there are also special previously unreleased demos and acoustic versions of old favorites.

Of course it falls into the common pitfalls of any compilation albums, with artists of such variety and differing genres, of inconsistency and frantic concerns of where it is going next.  But considering the subject matter of the album these issues are not only appropriate but add a tangible feel to the sense of immersion.  "The Streets" are woven throughout and are a reoccurring character reminding the listener not to assume they know what is coming around the next corner.  Musical interludes like the take off of the Jimi Hendrix classic "Little Wings" called "Winging it" by Skeeter, and "A Piano in New York" by Thomas Lauderdale of Pink Martini move the story forward as the journey from block to block continues.

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Saturday, July 16, 2011

Child Piano Prodigy (Video 1946)

I first received this video in an e-mail reading "'LITTLE RICHARD' WHEN YOUNG".  Intrigued but skeptical I took a look.  It is mesmerizing, and if it doesn't put a smile on your face I hold out little hope for anything ever putting a smile on your face.  But I still doubted the claim that it was Little Richard, so I did some digging.

It turns out it is not Little Richard but footage of child prodigy Frank "Sugar Chile" Robinson.  Robinson won his first talent contest in Detroit at the age of 3!  He was unable to tour due to child labor laws but played guest spots with Lionel Hampton in Detroit as well as on the radio.  As his popularity grew there were more and more outlets for people to see him play.  Hollywood came calling, and the clip below is footage of the 1946 movie "No Leave, No Love" where Robinson performed "Caldonia", a song he later performed for President Harry S. Truman at the White House.


After a few year of touring (with special permission given to avoid any legal entanglements) he "retired" from music at the ripe old age of 13 to focus on school.  He went on to receive a Ph. D. in Psychology from University of Michigan.

It might not be Little Richard, but it was a great chance to do some research and learn more about a really amazing person.  Check out the video and let me know what you think...
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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Quinoa Salad

Quinoa is exotic.  Quinoa is not widely known, but it is gaining popularity.  Quinoa looks a little strange.  Quinoa is hard to read phonetically (pronounced Keen-Wah).  But, all that being said, Quinoa is delicious, it is supremely versatile, and this side dish is the perfect way to try it.

First off, what is Quinoa?  It is oft referred to as a high protein grain.  Which is a good description, though it is inaccurate.  While quinoa resembles a grain it is actually a seed (most closely related to beets and spinach, but from a different part of the plant than either of those).  Originally from the Andes it is a staple of South American, particularly Peruvian cuisine.  It is considered a "Super Food" because it can be applied like a grain (this recipe is great warm as a pilaf style side dish, or cold as a salad), but since it is a nut it is really high in protein and essential amino acids.  It reminds me most of a couscous size brown rice, which means you can do all sorts of things with it.

There are basically 3 steps:
  1. Cook the quinoa
  2. Select and prepare any "Add Ins" you desire
  3. Mix the add ins to the quinoa
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

2011 Fantasy Football Cheat Sheet (1.0)

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All his rowdy friends play Fantasy Football
This may be a little early considering the NFL hasn't even ended it's lockout, and until that happens free agency can't begin nor can teams trade players.  Meaning we have no idea when the NFL season will kickoff nor who will be playing for which teams.  But, we are half way through July and if you play Fantasy Football your mind is probably already wandering to the gridiron like those poor children who have to sit at home and practice piano, violin, or some such parentally deemed endeavor while their friends all play outside mere paces away with nothing but a window pane keeping them from the fun.  Basically, to answer Hank Williams Jr.: yes, we are ready for some football!  At least some small semblance of something sort of resembling a hint of a whisper of a novelty pass time generally related to football.

With that in mind, we now have Version 1.0 of the 2011 Fantasy Football Cheat Sheet.  This will change.  Quite drastically I imagine.  But it is a good jumping off point for the 2011 Fantasy Football Season.  I hope it helps, and good luck... (and if you're in my Fantasy Football league read no further)


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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Live from Nowhere Near You: Volume 2 (7/6 Update)

Buy This Album!!!
Well, away we go...  As of yesterday "Live From Nowhere Near You: Volume 2" is officially released.  So far it has created quite a buzz.  With such a long and distinguished line up it has garnered interest from all over (like pitchfork twice, both here and here, and even Portland mayor Sam Adams).  There is new info on different tracks coming out regularly at the fan page on facebook.

The album is now out in stores or online, but the "pre-release" link is still active and you can get a better deal here.  There are many tracks that are only available on the physical CD version .  Also keep in mind it is a 210 minute, 3 CD set (as well as the digital version) for $15.  And all of the proceeds go to charity.  If you don't have it yet, you should.  And if you do have it, let me know what you think...

Keep an eye out for The Polymouth Review over the next few days...
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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Wine Tasting 101

As the calendar turns toward summer, the sun comes out, the weather warms, and all over the world (the northern hemisphere anyway) grape vines twist and turn, yearning for more space.  While big floppy green leaves pull in the sun's rays turning clusters of little bitter green pebbles in to sweet juicy wine grapes.  This is a wonderful time to be out in the vineyards, as we wait for crush in autumn.  This is wine tasting season.  Here in the Willamette Valley wine tasting season is generally considered to be between Memorial Day and Thanksgiving weekend, though many wineries and tasting rooms are open year round.


The Rainbow Vineyard at Yamhill Valley Vineyards
But here is the thing, some people just don't like wine.  It's too foofy, it's too snooty, wine people are rude and elitist, it just doesn't taste good...  I've heard 'em all.  And often times what I find the real issue to be is that most people who "don't like wine" just don't know about wine.  And wine people sure don't make it easy do they?  There are different names for wine made from the same grape based on where they are grown?  (I'm looking at you Pinot Gris and Pinot Grigio.  Bordeaux and Cabernet we will get to you later.)  What is with that pretentious swirling and smelling?  What am I supposed to be tasting?  Why is it so expensive?  What is the best bottle of wine?

Basically wine tasting can be intimidating.  Over time I will attempt to cover all of these issues and more.  But here are a few key points to keep in mind when you do finally give it a shot.  Like anything else you aren't going to "get it" right away.  It takes practice, but trust me, running through a tasting flight is going to be more fun than running wind sprints.  So, here we go with some helpful and easy to understand guidelines...

     1) The Basics - When wine tasting you are going to be served a series if tastes called a flight.  A taste is typically a 1 ounce pour.  A flight will usually be comprised of 4-7 tastes, and will range from around $10-20.  Flights often start with the lightest wines and graduate to the more powerful (and often more expensive) wines.  They do this so the previous tasting does not overpower the next.  It is easy to go from lighter to darker, but difficult to go the other way.  Also there is going to be water or maybe crackers of some kind available, these are there to "cleanse the palate".  It is a good idea to occasionally cleanse your palate so your taste buds are ready for the next taste.  Feel free to ask questions about the wines, the server should have plenty of information on each wine.  And remember they are there to help you, and ultimately they would like for you to buy some wine to take home, so they want you to enjoy the tasting.

     2) No one else has your palate - This is key to understand, and it changes everything once you get this.  Your palate is unique to you.  Just like people prefer different toppings on their pizza, or dressing on their salad, different people are going to like different styles of wine.  This is important because it allows you to have your own opinion.  The lady pouring your taste might have some good information about different flavors in the wine (called "tasting notes" more on them later) but your palate might actually taste the wine differently.  Don't let people tell you what you are tasting; taste for yourself and see what notes you can pick out.  Trust your own taste buds, they will tell you what you like.

     3) Trust your senses - Not to get too Obi-Wan Kenobi here, but let your senses tell you what you have in your glass.  I don't recommend touching or listening to the wine, but, hey if you really want to, let me know if that helped you at all.  But you should trust your eyes and nose.  This is where the swirling and smelling comes in to play.  First, look at it.  What color is it?  Is it red or white?  Is the color rich and dark or is it thin and barely there?  It can be helpful to hold your glass with a light or white background behind it to really see what it is you are about to taste.  Red wine usually starts off bright vibrant red or purple and mellows as it ages to burgundy or brown.  White wine will often start off crisp yellow or green and ease into warmer amber or gold as it ages.  But different grapes and wine making techniques can have effects on color, so look for yourself and notice what it is you are looking at.
     Now, Swirl it around.  How does it stick to the glass?  Is it watery or does it cling and create what are called "legs"?  These legs are created by the alcohol content and are said to represent a wine's quality, but now you know the only quality that matters is what wine you like, so just use these as a benchmark and look to see if you prefer thinner or thicker wines.
     Ok, go ahead, smell it.  Stick your nose right in there and smell it.  Take a good whiff.  The first time you do this you won't know what it is you're smelling.  But the more you try, you will begin to recognize scents that are common in the wines you like.  Smell has the strongest "sense memory", meaning that your brain remembers and correlates smells better than other senses.  So, quaffing wine first will help establish your mind and palate for what it is you are about to taste.  Doing this will help set a good tone.  And when you find a scent that reminds you of one of your favorite wines its like being wrapped in a warm blanket.  Comforting and relaxing.
     Take note of what you see and smell and find for yourself what attributes you prefer in your wine.  While swirling and sniffing might seem like a strange ritual you can really glean a lot of information from this step.  You are already way ahead of the game, and you haven't even tipped any back yet.

     4) Tasting - Now the moment we've all been waiting for, tasting the wine.  We've all seen that guy swishing the wine around his mouth like it's mouthwash and generally looking silly.  You do not have to do that, he is way over the top.  But, he's on the right track.  Many flavors in wine open up as it comes in to contact with oxygen.  So taking a sip, holding the wine in your mouth, and drawing air in to "aerate" the wine will bring out notes that you would not notice if you just threw it down the old hatch.  This can however be done quite subtly and without drawing attention.
     Also, take a moment to acknowledge the "mouth-feel", which is exactly what it sounds like.  Some wines are crisp, some are full bodied, and some feel like they are ripping the enamel off your teeth, and much of that has nothing to do with flavor.  This is the mouth-feel or structure, and it has to do with the physical reaction of your palate and tissue to the liquid introduced to the mouth.  We will discuss this further in later posts, but for now just be aware of it and enjoy the different textures.  Now, lets focus on flavor.
     Wine is simply fermented grape juice.  It would logically follow that wine would taste like grapes, right?  This is where logic fails us.  Many wines, in fact most wines, do not taste like grapes.  Or at the very least if they do taste like grapes it is a very small component of what is called the "flavor profile".
     Wines are layered with enough different components and nuances that Dr. Pepper himself would be jealous.  These components are called "notes" and there are tons of them.  Blackberries, cherries, roses, smoke, honey, tobacco, citrus, pepper, toast, chocolate, and the list goes on and on...  Think of nearly any flavor, and there is probably a wine somewhere that boasts about it.  This concept will require a longer and more in depth post, but what is important to remember is that training your taste buds to find these notes will help you pick wines that please your palate the most.

This is just a jumping off point.  For many the quest is on-going and never ending.  But a life long love affair with wine need not be your goal.  With these few hints in mind you will be able to at least relax and allow the experience to be genuine.  It is supposed to be fun after all.  Think of it as a journey.  And you aren't actually tasting wine to find the perfect wine.  You are in fact learning how to use the most exclusive and sensitive tasting mechanism on earth: your own palate.  So, get out there, enjoy, and above all Drink What You Like!!!
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Live From Nowhere Near You: Volume 2 (Update)

There is more news coming out about the charity concept album "Live From Nowhere Near You: Volume 2" every day.  The album pairs popular bands with street musicians and is raising money for the homeless and street youth programs. 

The best place to get up to date information is at the facebook fan page.  But in case you aren't "on the 'book", or you can't look it up while at the office, or you prefer getting info from quaint, small, hard to find blogs, or you're the guy who helped start facebook but got squeezed out through stock dilution and can't support the fan page on principals, or signing up for facebook is just to much commitment for you, or whatever your reason may be, here are some of the latest updates:
  1. Buying at the Pre-Release Sale link (here) gets you BOTH the digital download and the physical 3 Disc CD collection.
  2. There are several songs that are only available on the 3 CD set
  3. The Strokes are only going to be available on the 3 CD set (not the digital download)
  4. Elliott Smith will have 2 songs on the album, 1 previously unreleased, and 1 with members of Heatmiser (not to be confused with this Heat Miser), and The Decemberists
Buying the album in the Pre-Release Sale basis is not only going to be cheaper (only $15 for 3 CDs, over 210 minutes of music), but you are going to get songs that will not be included on the digital version.  Once again the Pre-Realease Sale link is right here.

And if you can't join the fan page, come on back to The Polymouth, we will try to bring updates asap.

Support a cool cause, and get some cool tunes:)
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Roasted Tomatoes & Grilled Asparagus

Today you get a 2-for-1 (no not that Toofer).  These are both exceedingly easy and quite delicious side dishes that can go with nearly any meal.  Along with being simple to prepare they both have the ability to make an everyday dinner feel like something quite special.  Plus, as an added bonus they are both easy on the waist line.  Try either or both of these to really turn dinner up to 11. First off, roasted tomatoes...

Roasted Tomatoes are a great low calorie side dish that can give you just enough of a hint of that rich herbaceous flavor to fight off those nearly omnipresent pizza cravings.  This works for tomatoes of almost any size, but a medium 2-3 inch tomato will probably work best.  You are going to cut them in half so remember you will get 2 servings from each tomato (this recipe makes 6 servings).  My favorite cheese to use is fresh mozzarella (or bocconcini), but try pepper jack for a Mexican flair, cheddar for a more home cooked feel, or blue cheese as a side for a good steak. 

3 tomatoes
9 one inch fresh mozzarella balls
Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Italian seasoning
Kosher salt and pepper
  1. Slice tomatoes crosswise, place each half into a cup of a muffin pan (flat side up).  Drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle with Italian seasoning and salt and pepper.
  2. Put on center rack of a preheated oven at 375 degrees.  Roast for 20 minutes, remove from oven.
  3. Cut mozzarella in to halves.  Place 3 halves on to each tomato (flat side down).  Drizzle with olive oil.  Sprinkle more seasoning and S&P of desired.
  4. Put back in the oven for 5-10 minutes, or until cheese is melted and just starting to brown.
  5. Remove from oven, serve warm or after cooling at room temperature.
There is a fine line between undercooked and mushy, so you will want to keep that in mind.  They are at their best when they are still sturdy enough to stand on their own, but have had enough time to soften a bit.  If you can get a fork in and out without much effort, they should be good.

Next, Grilled Asparagus...

This too is a wonderful low calorie side dish.  It is widely known that asparagus is the king of vegetables, and also that it is the supreme vegetable, this simple preparation shows off why.  And really it is up to you how you want it seasoned, but I recommend a little kosher salt, olive oil and lemon zest.  I use a grill pan on my stove top, but you can do this in an actual bbq grill (careful not to let them slip through the grate, go perpendicular not parallel, or better yet, put a cookie sheet under them), or even on a frying pan on the stove. 

Cooking isn't the hard part, getting the prep work done takes the most time.  There is a woody end at the base of each stalk.  Lucky for us, mother nature created weak point just above it, and it will snap right off by grabbing the stalk half way up and at the base and bending.  Snap!  Discard the woody end...  You're done.  Asparagus is ready to cook.  There can be some discrepancy in thickness, varying from twine thin to dime wide.  This can have an effect on cooking time, but either way it shouldn't take long.

Asparagus
Olive Oil
S&P
Lemon Zest (optional)
  1. Snap off woody end of asparagus
  2. Place asparagus on grill pan, drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle with S&P
  3. Grill till fork tender
  4. Take off heat, grate on a little lemon zest, serve warm
And that's it.  Enjoy. 

You can use these two recipes separate or in concert.  They will definitely turn any plate into a proper meal.  Let me know how it goes, and if you have any twists that you like to employ...
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Friday, June 24, 2011

Live From Nowhere Near You: Volume 2 (Pre Release Sale Link)

Hey Kids,

Here is something really cool that The Polymouth is proud to be a part of supporting.  Live from Nowhere Near You is a project done by a close friend of The Polymouth collaborating many of todays best loved and influential musical artist with street musicians, with all of the proceeds going to charities that help the homeless and street youth.  Volume 1 was released in 2003 to critical acclaim, and Volume 2 is set to be released in the next few weeks.

We are lucky enough to have access to a Pre Release Sale.  Volume 2 makes up for the time since the last release in both scope (it is comprised of 3 discs) and talent (the list of todays top acts is quite impressive).  If you hit the link above you can get the whole album for only $15 until the release date!

I would be remiss if I didn't give you the deets on what your $15 buys you:

  • The 3 disc set with cover art, liner notes, and tales of how the songs came to be (including tracks NOT on the digital download)
  • The Digital Download of the 3 discs as well
  • Bonus songs and album preview tracks
  • Braggin' rights that you had it before it was out in stores
  • And a well deserved increase in self worth because you will know you did the right thing
Just SOME of the bands involved include:

Pearl Jam, The Strokes, Modest Mouse, The Dandy Warhols, Joe Purdy, The Helio Sequence, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Bright Eyes, Blind Pilot, The Presidents of the United States of America, and the list goes on, and on, and on...  There is even a song with Greg Oden of the Portland Trailblazers.  

This is a very cool project, done by really cool people, for a very cool cause.  Plus if you check it out now you get a good deal for it too! 

I will keep you updated as additional info comes along...

ROCK
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The Cousin's B-Day Mix 2011

Since the last mix I put up here was from years gone by, I figured I should put up a more recent edition.  My cousin and I are about 16 months apart in age, and while we are very different on several levels, we sort of have our own short hand much like sibling, and one thing we usually agree upon is tunes.  Every now and then he asks for me to make up a mix of music for him, and it has become a nearly annual tradition for me to give him a mix for his birthday.

Here is the latest iteration, I think its a fun blend of some new stuff and some gems from the past.  It also has a good balance between very very chill stuff, and some more up-tempo-get-out-of-your-seat-and-shake-it jams.  But don't take my word for it, check it out for yourself and let me know what you think...

(also if you see my cousin don't tell him you saw this because I give him his birthday mixes without a playlist so he has to do some sleuthing and learn more about the bands on the mix.  But for you, I included links to info on all of the bands)

(song-band-album)

  1. Two Weeks- Grizzly Bear- Veckatimest
  2. Wordless Chorus- My Morning Jacket- Z
  3. Hang On- Dr. Dog- Fate
  4. I Gotta Woman- Toots & The Maytals- Light Your Light
  5. Rosetta Stone- Bombadil- A Buzz, a Buzz
  6. Sailing to Nowhere- Broken Bells- Broken Bells
  7. Cubism Dream- Local Natives- Gorilla Manor
  8. Thistled Spring- Horse Feathers- Thistled Spring
  9. The Black Roses- Codeine Velvet Club- Codiene Velvet Club
  10. Dirty Cartoons- Menomena- Mines
  11. Ragged Wood- Fleet Foxes- Fleet Foxes
  12. Hotel Yorba- The White Stripes- White Blood Cells
  13. A Good Man is Easy to Kill- Beulah- The Coast is Never Clear
  14. Weekend Wars- MGMT- Oracular Spectacular
  15. Say Hello- Stars of Track and Field- Centuries Before Love and War
  16. Don't Look Away- The Helio Sequence- Love and Distance
  17. Hannah- Freelance Whales- Weathervanes
  18. Daylight- Matt & Kim- Grand
A couple final notes- My Morning Jacket just had a real cool set on VH1 Storytellers; Toots & The Maytals is playing at the Washington Park Rose Garden Amphitheater on the 4th of July (just a few weeks from the time of this post, buy tixx here); The Polymouth is still mourning the breakup of The White Stripes, say it ain't so Jack and Meg; and as always stop piracy and BUY THE MUSIC!

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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Pigs in a Blanket

(AKA Crowd Pleasers)


This is a great party recipe.  And I use some form of them at nearly every party I have (under various names).  So much so that people almost expect them at this point.  You have to be selective when it comes to where you place them, because they will be the be the center of the party, that is until they run out.  They are fairly easy to make, and what they lack in pomp and complexity they make up for in comfort and sheer naughtiness.  All you're gonna need is...

1 Package Lil' Smokies Sausages
2 Cans Ready to Bake Crescent Rolls

1)  Unroll the crescent roll dough, cut the pre-sliced triangles in to thirds (making 3 smaller triangles)
2)  Roll 1 mini sausage in each piece of dough (I like starting on the edge with the two closest corners, and rolling so the furthest point ends up in the middle of the ends of the sausage)
3)  Place on greased cookie sheet, and bake at 350 degrees for 10 minutes or till golden brown
4)  Serve with favorite dipping sauce (bbq or stone ground mustard go over best) in area with plenty of elbow room

Those are the basics.  You can dress them up any number of ways from there: cheese is always a deliciously melty addition, an egg wash gives them a nice glisten, and herbs are always a savory touch.  This should make 48, but rarely do I get them out of the kitchen with the whole batch in tact (always taste as you cook...).

Trust me, I call them "Crowd Pleasers" for a reason.  Let me know how it goes...
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Corvette Corn on The Cob

Here is a twist on an old favorite.  I originally came up with it as a dish to represent Bunny Lebowski at my Big Lebowski party.  It was later brought to my attention the Bunny wasn't actually driving a Corvette, but I liked the name so I kept it.  There are a few different options when it comes to cooking: grilling, roasting, or my favorite under the coals of a camp fire.  But here is how I rev up this classic...

1 Ear of corn
2 Tbsp of Butter
1 Tbsp Honey
1/4 tsp Cayenne Pepper
1/8 tsp Kosher Salt
1/8 tsp Ground Black Pepper

1)  Break the ear of corn in two pieces, measure out foil pieces large enough to wrap the corn
2)  Mix butter, honey and spices in microwave safe dish, microwave for 10-20 seconds, stir to combine
3)  Drizzle the melted butter over the corn till covered and wrap in foil
4)  Cook how ever you choose (NOT in the microwave), grilled or roasted (in the oven at 350 degrees) should take around 30 minutes

Open foil and enjoy (careful, its HOT).  Obviously this recipe is fairly scalable, the above procedure will make 2, but you will probably want more than that so plan on at least doubling.  This corn is just racy enough I'm sure Bunny would love it (even after She's seen Karl Hungus)...

(Extra points to whoever can tell me what car Bunny was driving...)
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The Stranger's Sarsaparilla Pulled Pork Sammies

This inspiration for this recipe includes many of my favorite things: Pulled Pork, The Big Lebowski, Slow Cooking, Sam Elliott, Sarsaparilla, Sam Elliott's Mustache, and BBQ sauce.  Basically as I was putting The Big Lebowski Party together, I knew I had to come up with something referring to The Stranger (played by both Sam Elliott and his mustache) ordering a Sarsaparilla.  After poking around the Interwebs I found a couple delicious ideas, and came up with a recipe that took influence from a few different sources (a couple examples both here and here).  Since Sarsaparilla is more difficult to find than it is to spell (which ain't exactly easy), root beer was employed (but find a good root beer).

3 things are going to make this uber-tasty: good ingredients (pork, root beer, spices, and buns),  2 step cooking process (searing, then slow cooking), and time (they call it "slow" cooking for a reason).  So please don't skimp on any of these.  You can use any sort of rub, and BBQ sauce that you like, I'm just going to keep it very basic through these steps since it is a fairly involved process.

1 (2 lb) Pork Loin
1 (12 oz) can of Root Beer
1 (18 oz) Bottle of BBQ Sauce
2 bags of Dinner Rolls (Hawaiian Sweet Roll are great for this)
Salt and Pepper (or your preferred dry rub)

1)  Rub the Pork Loin with Salt and Pepper
2)  Sear the Pork Loin in a hot pan (lubricate with cooking oil, but be careful not to hit the smoke point and burn the oil, peanut or safflower oil have nice high smoke points, and you only need about a Tbsp), give it about 2 minutes on all 4 sides, try and move it to the hottest part of the pan to get the best sear
3)  Place the seared Pork in the slow cooker (if you don't have a slow cooker, get one, they are worth it and open up so many different recipes that you can not duplicate without one)
4)  Pour Root Beer over the Pork in the slow cooker (this is a good point to season with some more S&P if you wish).  Try to get as much of the pork into the root beer as possible
5)  Cover and walk away*.  Go do something.  Don't touch the cover, just leave it be.  The pork can sit in there for 5 hours to over a day (8 hours is just about perfect).  The more time you give it the more the pork will fall apart
6)  Using a couple forks "pull" the Pork apart (if it is fighting you too much, let it cook a while more)
7)  Add a bottle of your favorite BBQ sauce, stir in with the pork (it will be stringy and soft and as you stir it it will begin to look like the pulled pork you know and love).  You could serve now, but another hour or so will help the flavors blend
8)  Fill Buns with the pork mixture. 1 or 2 forkfuls should fill them just fine.  (if the sauce is still a bit loose let drain for a moment or two before you fill the bun)

They might need a moment to cool, but they are ready to serve (I actually like to add some Caramelized Onions too).  And they actually hold up alright even after they cool if you are serving at a party and they are going to sit out for a few hours (I doubt they will last that long).  I hope these little achievers would do Sioux City proud...

*walk away within reason- while I do from time to time leave my slow cooker unattended, don't leave it within reach of your dog, or plug it in the baby's crib (the point is to be patient and not open the slow cooker every few minutes).  Also, don't use your hairdryer in the shower...
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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Portland's Hidden Stairways

For those of you in the Portland area or looking for things to do while you are in the Rose City here is a fun way to burn a few hours, burn a few calories, and see some of the city's parks and forests.  Try finding some of Portland's Hidden Stairways.

Portland is riddled with beautiful green spaces.  All throughout the town there are parks and trails great for getting out and being active.  Many of these trails make up what is known as the 40 Mile Loop (map), and they are made up of varying distances and difficulties.  Much of it is constituted by the Wildwood trail through Forest Park, one of the largest parks within city limits in the country.  Large enough in fact that you and your family can live up there for 4 years and have no one notice*.  Forest Park and the 40 Mile Loop are parts of town that Portlanders wear like a badge of honor.  They are well known, well used, and beloved by the citizenry.

But if you're looking for a beaten path that is, well, off the beaten path look for the hidden stairways of the West Hills.  As I was looking for some fun hikes through the 40 Mile Loop I came across information about these Public Hidden Stairways.  Who would have guessed, but there is a big public stairways culture out there.  Little internet nooks like publicstairs.com celebrate these charming, quaint, and yes, necessary fixtures in cities across the country.  There is in fact a book dedicated to the topic by Laura O. Foster, aptly named "The Portland Stairs Book".

I haven't read the book, and I've only been on a few of the stairways (so far), but the walks I have been on have been fun, even on gray drizzly Portland spring days.  I look forward to learning more about and seeing new segments of my city.  Let me know if you check 'em out, or if you have other interesting spots I should seek out...

*not recommended by the Polymouth
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Saturday, June 11, 2011

Great Internet Guitar Lessons

I love music.  I love listening to it, talking about it, seeing it live, making music mixes, playing the jukebox at the local watering hole, and passing along cool songs or bands to people who haven't heard it before, I just love music.  Playing it?  Well, sort of.  I would firmly put my ranking at the beginner level, but I really do enjoy strumming on my guitar.  I've never had any formal lessons, and I am basically self taught from song books and tabs I found on the Internet.  A while back I was surfing YouTube looking for some guitar lessons.  And like much of the content on YouTube there were several options and a varying degree of usefulness.

There were quite a few that were pretty helpful, but there was one teacher that I seemed to return to most often. Justin Sandercoe at justinguitar.com (I found his lessons on YouTube, but his site has more comprehensive information about each lesson).  I don't think I am spilling the beans here or anything, the guy has achieved quite a bit of notice for his video lessons and website.  Justinguitar.com has hundreds of lessons for all levels and abilities.  And his content has had over 93 million views.  For my money he is quite simply the best guitar teacher on the Internet (did I mention the content is free to users?).  

He is affable, direct, and most importantly very, very knowledgeable.  He has a way of getting large amounts of information into short lessons without confusing the student.  His philosophy is to learn a little at a time and over time become a stronger guitar player.  And I can attest that it works.  My own playing has improved by leaps and bounds since I have started using his video lessons.  I hope to some day soon rise up the ranks from beginner to novice.  And with the help of Justin's lessons I think that I will be able to move far beyond that.

So if you have never picked up a guitar, or you want a tune up to take your skills to the next level, check it out.  Its never too late to try.  Let me know what you think...
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The Dude's Very Own Caucasian

One of the best running jokes through out The Big Lebowski is The Dude and his special relationship with his favorite drink "The Caucasian".  There is the cream shopping scene in the beginning where he is writing out a check for $0.69 with cream dripping off his mustache because he tasted it to make sure it was fresh.  There is the classic line "Careful man, there's a beverage here!" when at one point the Dude was concerned about spilling his little friend.  And my favorite, when put in a situation where cream was not available The Dude made a Caucasian with non-dairy creamer.

Now, Dude, "Caucasian" is not a name one would apply to their cocktail where I come from.  In fact it isn't, the Caucasian is known worldwide as a White Russian (where The Dude got his nick-name for them we may never know).  And According to Mr. Boston, this is what it is comprised of:

1 oz. Coffee Liqueur
2 oz. Vodka
Milk or Cream

Pour the first 2 over ice, and top off with the milk or cream.   Just one taste and you'll understand why the Dude loved them so...
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The Big Lebowski Party

A while back I was shocked to find that my friend had never seen The Big Lebowski.  It wasn't because I'm some nut who thinks that "Everyone should see The Big Lebowski!", but because the movie is exactly her sense of humor, it is filled with some of her favorite actors, and she loves the Coen brothers.  Plus, I'm the kind of nut who thinks that everyone should see The Big Lebowski. 

It is, in my opinion, the funniest movie of all time.  But the best part about it is that it gets funnier every time you see it.  The humor is so subtle and complex that many of the best jokes are missed upon a first, second, and even third viewing.  (But I digress, this is a party idea not a movie review.) 

Imagine my concern over the next few weeks when I found out that 2 different buddies girlfriends, my cousin's girlfriend, and another buddy's sister had never seen the movie!  "That's it!"  I'd thrown my fist down on the table, "...We're having a viewing party!"  And just like that, we were planning the next free night we all had to get together and watch The Big Lebowski.

The Big Lebowski is not so much a movie, as it is a lifestyle (just ask these people).  I would be remiss to have people over for a viewing and not go all out.  So here's how it went down: people came over (in costume of their favorite Lebowski character if they liked) for Caucasians early in the evening, a full menu of Lebowski themed nosh, and we started the movie around 8pm.  Party achievied!  Check out the menu below and I hope to have it linked to full recipes soon.  Give it a shot and let me know what you think (just like the movie, you might have to try this more than once)...

The Dude's Caucasian
Oat Sodas
Sarsaparilla

Quintana's Nachos
The Stranger's Sarsaparilla Pulled Pork Sammies
Bunny's Garden:
     Corvette Corn on the Cob
     Grilled Asparagus
     Oven Roasted Tomatoes
Lingonberry Quinoa Salad
Maude's Artisan Roasted Chicken
Pigsh'n Blankshitz
Walter's Coffee Cake (Store bought I have to admit)
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