Showing posts with label 2011. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2011. Show all posts

Thursday, December 8, 2011

White Chili Recipe- "White Lightning" wins the 2011 Chili Cookoff!


2011 Champion- White Lightning
 Each year The Girlfriend and her friends have a Chili Cook Off.  This year I was lucky enough to be invited to enter a chili.  And guess what?  That's right!  The Polymouth's very own "White Lightning" won the 2011 Chili Cook Off!!!  Woo-hoo!  And along with it there is a killer trophy, which now will, as is customary, receive an addition of some sort before being put on the line again next fall.  There were 11 entries in all, and some very creative competition.  We had meaty chilies con carne, luscious vegetarian chilies, firery super spicy chilies, other wonderful white chilies, and another top contender was the delicious and exotic pumpkin chili. 

I've never really entered a cooking competition, even one as relaxed and friendly as this, so there were some butterflies and excitement that came along with entering.  Our entry was quite tasty, but it certainly wasn't easy.  Not that it was difficult, it just had several steps, and took most of the day to make.  As usual I had a general recipe in mind, but I was cooking "Iron-Style" and kept tweaking and adding ingredients up till the final moments before we left for the party.  There is no way to know exactly what the final recipe ended up being, but I will do my best to explain the process and steps that went into this tasty dish.
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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Fantasy Football Cheat Sheet 3.0 (Top 250 Update)

Most drafts will be over the next week or so.  Here is the Top 250 players taking into account Fantasy Value, Average Draft Position, Strength of Schedule, and Free Agency Aquisitions.  Best of luck this year...
  1. Adrian Peterson- RB, MIN
  2. Arian Foster- RB, HOU
  3. Chris Johnson- RB, TEN
  4. Ray Rice- RB, BAL
  5. Jamaal Charles- RB, KC
  6. LeSean McCoy- RB, PHI
  7. Andre Johnson- WR, HOU
  8. Maurice Jones-Drew- RB, JAX
  9. Roddy White- WR, ATL
  10. Darren McFadden- RB, OAK
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Thursday, August 11, 2011

What's in a name? (who to pick, and who not to pick in your 2011 Fantasy Football Draft)

We've all done it.  At a cocktail party, or in class sometime, or just bumping in to someone at the mall or on the street.  You search back through your entire memory and you simply can not remember the other persons name.  It is one of those moments that has the unique ability to make you feel stupid, thoughtless, and rude all at the same time.  It's a bummer man.

When it comes to your fantasy football draft* this simple mistake can not only be embarrassing, but it can spell disaster for your team before kick off of the first game.  There is no worse feeling than realizing that your latest pick not only retired 3 years ago, but the guy you thought you were picking was selected 3rd overall and you never really had a shot at him in the first place.  Basically, you need to know who is on your players list, and the differences between players.

But they don't make it easy.  There are 5 guys named Ryan in the Top 250, and 4 of them are running backs.  Who ever thought there would be deux hommes named Pierre in the NFL?  Why are there more players named Jacoby than the more traditional Jacob?  Is it any wonder that over two decades after everyone wanted to "Be Like Mike" there are 3 dudes named Jordan on the list?  And let's not forget there are 2 guys named Steve Smith, and another 2 named Mike Williams, and all 4 of them are wide receivers.

So, here are a few things to keep in mind to hopefully differentiate between certain players you do or do not want on your team:
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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Fantasy Football Draft Cheat Sheet 2.0 (Top 250 updated 8/9/11)

Well, we now have the lockout officially behind us.  And we are now hours not days away from actual live action football (if you consider pre-season actual football).  We now know where most free agents are going to be playing.  And for a few unfortunate injured players (10 blown achilles so far), we know who will not be playing this season.  There is still a long way till the season starts and injuries, free agency, and depth charts are all going to change...  but here is the latest Draft Cheat Sheet as of 8/9/11:

  1. Arian Foster, HOU- RB
  2. Ray Rice, BAL- RB
  3. Chris Johnson, TEN- RB
  4. Adrian Peterson, MIN- RB
  5. Jamaal Charles, KC-RB
  6. LeSean McCoy, PHI- RB
  7. Andre Johnson, HOU- WR
  8. Maurice Jones-Drew, JAX-RB
  9. Rashard Mendenhall, PIT-RB
  10. Aaron Rodgers, GB- QB
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Saturday, August 6, 2011

Oscar Party 2011 (Menu and Recipes for the Academy Awards)


Mural of the 10 Best Picture Nominees
The last few years I have thrown an Oscar Party.  Who knew that if you got tasty food, cocktails, and (ahem) some friendly wagering all in one place you could get even the most hardened anti-award-show types to have a great time?  I will eventually go back and post recipes and some pics from previous parties, but lets begin with the most recent.

The main components to the shin-dig are threefold: A dish for each of the movies nominated for Best Picture, fun decorations including the free hand Mural in the 100 Mile Hallway, and the Oscar ballot game where everyone guesses who wins for prizes at the end of the night.  Throw in some top flight movies, some over priced fashion, and some mediocre comedy and you gotta party baby!  Let's roll out the red carpet and take a look at the nominees...

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Blackberry Flan (known as "Black Flan" for the 2011 Oscar Party)

I have a love-hate relationship with flan.  It never sounds good.  It is not something I would order after dinner.  And there is something about it that just looks... odd.  But every time I do venture out and give it a shot I'm always surprised just how tasty it is.  I mean off-the-charts-good.  I sit there with a look of confusion as to why I don't eat flan every day.  I should have by this point of my life realized that, despite all of my thoughts to the contrary, I like flan.

I think many other people have a similar reaction.  Hesitation at first, followed by bewilderment, and finished with cravings for more.  The problem is getting people to try the first bite.  Which can by quite an obstacle.  This is why serving flan at a party is a bold move, especially if you are straying from the deliciously traditional caramel custard. 

Black Swan section from the 100 Mile Hallway Mural
But when this years Oscar nominees were announced, I had a sinking feeling once I realized I had to do it: I had to make "Black Flan".  Not only was I going to try making a dish I wasn't sure I even liked, I was going to be making a dish I had never made before, and with a twist that could ruin the whole thing...  Gulp.  But that feeling seemed to fit right in line with the scary, uneasy, psychedelic nature of Natalie Portman's Oscar winning portrayal in Black Swan.  And much like the dancer in Black Swan, the dish had to straddle both traditional beauty and technique, with avant-garde danger and risk.  Ok, that's a bit dramatic, adding blackberries to custard ain't exactly a Warhol painting, but just go with the metaphor here will ya?

So after some practice and trying out a couple different recipes it came down to 3 basic steps:
  1. Making Blackberry Simple Syrup
  2. Making the Flan Custard
  3. Baking and Serving
Really that's it.  There are a few steps in between, and a couple little tweaks for fun, but that is just about it.  So let's get going...

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The Social Knockwurst (Dish made for The Social Network at the 2011 Oscar Party)

This dish was a fun play on words, but it also has a fun adventure in the making of the recipe too.  It's a real basic cracker snack appitizer, but there was a little searching around and a taste test involved.  All the dish entailed was Sociable crackers (get it, "Sociable" for the "Social" Network... oh you can't script stuff like that), some stone ground musturd, a german style sausage called Knockwurst (learn the difference between Knockwurst and Bratwurst here), topped with the first recipe ever put on The Polymouth: Caramelized Onions.

The Social Network section of the 100 Mile Hallway Mural
So Knockwurst doesn't exactly grow on trees.  You have to do a little digging.  You probably won't find it at your local super market, so this will give you a chance to try some of your local mom and pop butcher shops.  In our search for the best option we tried out 3 of Portlands favorite butcher shops: Otto's Sausage Kitchen, Edelweiss Sausage and Delicatessen, and Phil's Uptown Meat Market.  There was no traditional Knockwurst to be found, but we selected a close enough facsimile from each spot and got to the fun: Sausage Taste Test!!!  The winner ended up being Otto's Bockwurst.  It is a lovely, smooth, soft and flavorful sausage, and well worth the trip.

The dish itself is real easy: Stack a cracker with mustard, a thin slice of sausage, and top with caramelized onions.  I think a garnigh of flat-leaf parsley, lemon zest, or chives would be nice, but you don't need them.  Serve this at your next party and your "Freinds" will "Like" them so much they will be "Requesting" more...
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

TV on the Radio - A Method

Went to a great concert out at McMenamins Edgefield.  TV on the Radio was playing, and Menomena opened for them.  It was a beautiful day that faded into a perfectly calm night.  As the last vestiges of daylight dwindled in the distance, during the encore, TVOTR came back on to play this little gem.

"A Method" is an infectiously awkward tune driven by manual percussion (i.e. clapping) and flat monotone vocals.  It does grow to crescendo as little by little other instruments are added, but it never loses the focus it begins with so simply.

It is an elegant song, even if it is strange to the ear at first.  But after a few listens you will find yourself whistling the tune at the grocery story, or in the shower, or driving around town.  It is one of those songs that doesn't go away easy.  But you will be happy to know that the song you're humming to yourself in public is cooler than most earwigs that people are stuck with...  (check it out)
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Friday, July 22, 2011

Fantasy Football Cheat Sheet (1.1)

So, it looks like we ARE going to have football this year.  The lockout for all intents and purposes is over (keep your fingers crossed ).  If things go as planned camps and free agency will start next Wednesday (7/27).  So, everything will change once players start moving to different teams.  But, here is the latest 2011 Fantasy Football Cheat Sheet:
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

2011 Fantasy Football Cheat Sheet (1.0)

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All his rowdy friends play Fantasy Football
This may be a little early considering the NFL hasn't even ended it's lockout, and until that happens free agency can't begin nor can teams trade players.  Meaning we have no idea when the NFL season will kickoff nor who will be playing for which teams.  But, we are half way through July and if you play Fantasy Football your mind is probably already wandering to the gridiron like those poor children who have to sit at home and practice piano, violin, or some such parentally deemed endeavor while their friends all play outside mere paces away with nothing but a window pane keeping them from the fun.  Basically, to answer Hank Williams Jr.: yes, we are ready for some football!  At least some small semblance of something sort of resembling a hint of a whisper of a novelty pass time generally related to football.

With that in mind, we now have Version 1.0 of the 2011 Fantasy Football Cheat Sheet.  This will change.  Quite drastically I imagine.  But it is a good jumping off point for the 2011 Fantasy Football Season.  I hope it helps, and good luck... (and if you're in my Fantasy Football league read no further)


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